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Monday, April 8, 2013

Janji Kena Ditepati!

So my loyal fans, I have decided to stand for the elections this year. My constituency is Seputeh. I took it on my own, no one seems to be listening to me so since this is where I bred and brood, I declare to contest for Seputeh. I had to ask my partay secretary to prepare the logo, she came up with something really ridiculous. Looks like I just can't rely on others to do my job. I had an idea, why not I use my own face as a brand for the partay campaign? So, here it is.

Make sure you guys look for "Kucing Ginger" on the voting form ok. Don't look for Dacing, look for Kucing...K U C I N G! If you vote for me, I make sure you guys get endless supply of kibbles, premium kibbles, Fussie cat can food, Premium cat litter, Lotsa toys, Hi-Tech Toilet and most importantly endless supply of Cat Drugs! When you guys have time, come for my ceramah, I will be talking about how we cats are being treated in this country. How we as the felines could change the world, topple the bowl and eat all the kibbles! Ehh...I mean topple the government and take over the world (Sorry, got distracted there for a second)

Come bring your family, kids, neighbours and friends. We also provide mystery gift for the first 100 early birds! If You help me, I help You, if You no vote for me, then how to help You? Correct or not? So, ingat Tuan-Tuan dan Puan Puan, Cik Adik, Cik Kecik dan sebagainya, Undilah Kucing! ia itu Saya (Apa macam saya punya Bahasa, Ok?) I had to learn bahasa as You know I am kacukan cat. My mom Indian and my dad Mat Salleh but my fans 1 Malaysia :)

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